Shacking > Snacking. TSM.

“Well it says 10:00. So when should we get there? 11:00? 11:30?” TSM.

Being a deadbeat senior. TFM. Loving everything about your sorority and being involved till the very last second and beyond. TSM.

“No make-up” for ritual means limiting it to concealer, foundation, and one coat of mascara. TSM.

What you say: “I NEVER do this.” What you mean: “I’ve NEVER done this…with anyone you know.” TSM.

“She’s not even pretty!” TSM.

Fratdaddies and stilettos: the ones that hurt you the most are your favorites. TSM.

The minute and 30 seconds between the time you post your status and the time a sister likes it is terrifying. TSM.

My sorority’s gay guy is more fabulous than your sorority’s gay guy. TSM.

“These shoes pinch my feet… but I love them.” TSM.