I use too many exclamation points! TSM!

It’s not the grades you make, it’s the orgasms you fake. TSM.

“Omg no, you’re soooo much prettier.” TSM.

Making Lent about weight-loss instead of religion. TSM.

Dividing by 3. TSM.

I only eat on days I don’t drink… So Mondays. TSM.

In elementary school, I always put my boyfriend’s lunchables together for him. TSM.