Total Sorority Move | Veronica Ruckh

Veronica Ruckh (Staff)

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co

Member Since 03/03/2011

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Honey, all the hairspray in the world won’t make your hair big enough to distract anyone from that face. TSM.

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Bedazzled office supplies. TSM.

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Khloe would be “kitchened,” Kim would be blacklisted, and Kourtney would be your big. TSM.

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Three Ways To Avoid Saying “I Love You Too”

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Assuming no one actually starts their resolutions until January 2nd, because they’re too hungover on the 1st. TSM.

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Your Ten Potential New Year’s Kisses

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Being able to easily spot your pink luggage at the airport. TSM.

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20 Inconvenient Things About The World Ending Tomorrow

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Viable Options For A Hometown Hookup

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Misguided Celebrity Crushes of the 90’s

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