“We do not speak of that night.” TSM.
“We do not speak of that night.” TSM.
Skipping class, so you’re not late for brunch. TSM
Crawling into your roommate’s bed, because the boy in yours is too clingy. TSTC.
Blocking the standards chair on Snapchat. TSM.
Changing your hair color to match the season. TSM.
Sending your best friend life updates “Gossip Girl” style. TSM.
Watching “The House Bunny” and “Legally Blonde” back to back, to pump you up for recruitment. TSM.
If making margs in a nutribullet is wrong, I don’t wanna be right. TSM.
Calling your boss your “work big.” TSM.