Forcing your big to go out because little gets what little wants. TSM.

I like my men how I like my yogurt: white, rich, and Greek. TSM.

Finals are just tests, grades are just letters, GPAs are just numbers, and diplomas are just paper, but a rich husband? That’s real. TSM.

If you got 8 AM classes I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but they don’t start ’til 1. TSM.

God. Sweet tea. Plan B. TSM.

Is it even crafting without glitter? TSM.

Just because I don’t want him, doesn’t mean that she can have him. TSM.

Being genuinely disappointed when a boy’s text comes in green. TSM.

“Omg, stop. It’s his loss.” TSM.

“All I’m saying is that if I instagramed a picture with him, it would break 100 likes, and that bitch only got seven.” TSM.