Pretty good at bad decisions. TSM.

Signing up for recruitment before you sign up for classes. TSM.

Buying a pineapple while at the grocery store for the ‘gram. TSM.

It doesn’t matter because her Pinterest boards suck anyway. TSM.

It hardly counts as a sorority event if no one cried. TSTC.

Making sure to look your absolute best the day you end it with him, so he’ll always remember exactly what he’s missing. TSM.

“I’m not a bitch, I’m THE bitch.” TSM.