Knowing you’re the best, simply because every other sorority targets you during Penny Wars. TSM.

Pretty and plastered. TSM.

Knowing it’s a bad idea to text him, but continuing to ask your friends about it until you find someone who says yes. TSM.

Buying nail polish because it’s called Cinderella. TSM.

Referring to any non-alcoholic beverage as a chaser. TSM.

“Can you see my hangover through these sunglasses?” TSM.

Having a love/hate relationship with the people who were sober enough to remember what you did last night. TSM.