Winning Greek Week four years in a row. TSM.

Procrastinating homework with formal planning, because productivity is relative. TSM.

Pregaming asking him to formal. TSM.

Fan girling over your little on every form of social media. TSM.

Fighting for the biggest bed on spring break, but never actually sleeping in it. TSM.

Sexting the same exact lines to two different boys, because to hell with creativity. TSM.