Spending all of Clue Week convincing your little she isn’t your little. TSM.

Forgetting where you are, but not where you got your outfit. TSM.

“I drink more, so the other kids won’t have to.” TSM.

Elle Woods would’ve proven Casey Anthony was guilty. TSM.

If more females would sit down and be ladies, more males would stand up and be gentlemen. TSM.

There needs to be a Facebook Family option for ‘Big’ and ‘Little.’ TSM.

My sorority was founded before “sorority” was even a word. TSM.

I’m not a slampiece, I’m a take-home-to-meet-the-fam-piece. TSM.

None of my friends got pregnant in high school. TSM.