“Is puffy paint dishwasher safe?” TSM.

Summer separation anxiety. TSM.

Being willed a first aid kit and a pregnancy test. TSM.

Obsessive Crafting Disorder. TSM.

Every drunk picture is a kissing face because you love everyone when you’re drunk. And also, cheekbones. TSM.

Emotionally hungover. TSM.

I only break the rules because they’re stupid. TSM.

Learning about cultural and historical events through mixer themes. TSM.

“We should have pregamed.” TSM.