The majority of your camera roll being screenshots of PNMs’ Instagram posts. TSM.

She puts the “hell” in “Panhellenic.” TSM.

Waiting for mod podge to dry is the crafting equivalent to waiting for a boy to text you back. TSM.

Stealing t-shirts and WiFi passwords. TSM.

Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you were too drunk to remember it. TSM.

Taking his Adderall instead of a shirt during finals week. TSM.

Actually, I don’t use “Daddy’s credit card.” I use my own. Daddy just pays it off. TSM.

Liking your sister’s picture before it even loads. TSM.

Wearing letters during a class presentation for recruitment purposes. TSM.

Kinda going to miss freshman year, because I knew none of my hookups were younger than I am. TSM.