Wearing stitched letters to the airport so everyone knows who you’re repping. TSM.

Having a separate group chat for your pledge class, and the pledge class degenerates. TSM.

Am I crazy, or does wine actually taste better straight out of the bottle? TSM.

Going on a diet for recruitment purposes. TSM.

Kinda going to miss freshman year, because I knew none of my hookups were younger than I am. TSM.