“Seriously, though.” TSM.

“This is my jam right now.” TSM.

Knowing when to put in full effort and when not to give a shit. TSM.

“He’s going into the family business.” TSM.

Drinking your calories and your feelings in the same night. TSM.

Never paying a cover charge. TSM.

Kendall in the streets, Kylie in the sheets. TSM.

Playing “What Sorority Would The Celebrity Be In” during wine night. TSM.

Putting “Jack Daniels” as your date’s name on your date party form. TSM.

Basically being a famous alumna to PNMs. TSM.