JAvisonS is a "work hard, play harder" kind of girl with a tattoo and a special place in her heart for whiskey sours. She only drinks wine on days that end in Y and specializes in choreographing dances to Queen Bey songs for recruitment. Send hate mail and pictures of the Hemsworth brothers to javisons@gmail.com
Beautiful is a woman who has a distinctive personality, one who can laugh at anything, including themselves, who is especially kind and caring to others. She is a woman who above all else knows the value of having fun, and not taking life too seriously. She is a woman that you can trust and count on to brighten your day. She is a woman who can inexplicably make you feel really good just by being around her, and yet brings such great sadness when she is gone. She is a woman who I will never really get to know.
I’m sure so many girls appreciate you posting this. It’s NATURAL, and should generate no less shame than talking about other bodily things. There’s so much social pressure to keep this quiet because it rubs people the wrong way.
I get that this is trying to be satire, I picked up on that right away.
But satire is meant to be so ridiculous that people clearly see the author poking fun at society, and this article doesn’t do that. It walks the line between funny and insulting.
Think “A Modest Proposal” and that dude talking about eating babies. That’s real satire, because nobody would look at that and say “holy shit this makes sense, I should start eating babies now.”
Either amp up the sarcasm (which I know you can do, yeahokaywhat, you have the talent for it) or change the flow of this completely.
LOL. This is amazing. Thank you for saying this. Open letters need to GTFO.
“That’s why they’re always making kissing noises outside of Home Depot at you”
girl wtf do you need at home depot
I’m just gonna leave this here.
Beautiful is a woman who has a distinctive personality, one who can laugh at anything, including themselves, who is especially kind and caring to others. She is a woman who above all else knows the value of having fun, and not taking life too seriously. She is a woman that you can trust and count on to brighten your day. She is a woman who can inexplicably make you feel really good just by being around her, and yet brings such great sadness when she is gone. She is a woman who I will never really get to know.
(via urbandictionary)
THANK YOU. You’re what a typical sorority girl should be. Keep being real AF.
I’m sure so many girls appreciate you posting this. It’s NATURAL, and should generate no less shame than talking about other bodily things. There’s so much social pressure to keep this quiet because it rubs people the wrong way.
Pun intended, couldn’t resist. #sorrynotsorry
I’m just about to start long distance and this made me happy. Thx bb <3
There’s no way she can type that fast.
HAHAHAHA love this
Praise Jesus
Does it count if the alcohol itself is my best friend?
Because then it’s not Bacardi, it’s BAEcardi.
I just want the playlist from this video. Shit’s fire.
I get that this is trying to be satire, I picked up on that right away.
But satire is meant to be so ridiculous that people clearly see the author poking fun at society, and this article doesn’t do that. It walks the line between funny and insulting.
Think “A Modest Proposal” and that dude talking about eating babies. That’s real satire, because nobody would look at that and say “holy shit this makes sense, I should start eating babies now.”
Either amp up the sarcasm (which I know you can do, yeahokaywhat, you have the talent for it) or change the flow of this completely.
>>>accidentally downvoting that
THAT’S MY BABY!