Don’t think of it as a one-night stand. Think of it as recruitment and he didn’t get a bid. TSM.

Banking on marrying a man with the same last name initial as you so you don’t have to change your monogram. TSM.

Mentally placing every TV character in a sorority or a fraternity at your school. TSM.

Signing up for recruitment before you sign up for classes. TSM.

Buying a pineapple while at the grocery store for the ‘gram. TSM.