Why do sorority girls snap? Because you can’t clap with a drink in one hand. TSM.
Why do sorority girls snap? Because you can’t clap with a drink in one hand. TSM.
That fraternity is on my to-do list. TSM.
You can’t regret what you don’t remember. TSM.
Drinking enough to forget how painful your heels are. TSM.
Spending more money on your little than you ever have on a boyfriend. TSM.
The audible “Fuck” when you wake up naked and see fraternity shit everywhere. TSM.