Only using the pink lighter to light the bowl. TSTC.

Drunk eating a salad. TSM.

We go together like crystal light and vodka. TSM.

Using your Starbucks Gold Card as a second form of ID. TSM.

Standards: “We need to discuss your social media.”
Me: “Is this because I double posted?” TSM.

Telling people your pledge class instead of your graduating class when they ask what year you are. TSM.

I’m basically Blair Waldorf if you replace the bottles of Dom for $5 bottles of André. TSM.

Getting paid in Vyvanse. TSTC.