“Beyoncé would do it.” TSM.

“Fuck it. It’s period week.” TSM.

Loubs are red, Tiffany’s is blue, Starbucks is hot, and so are you. TSM.

“Why were we that drunk on a Monday?” TSM.

I shaved my legs for this. It better be worth it. TSM.

“Does this outfit make me look like I’d make a good wife?” TSM.

Consulting both your planner and your best friend before making any life decision, big or small. TSM.