Turning your letter shirt inside out for the walk of shame, because you respect your sorority enough not to shame it, but not enough to keep you from doing the shameful thing. TSM.

Having glitter permanently embedded into your carpet. TSM.

Holding your head a little higher every time you wear letters. TSM.

Would it be crazy or ingenious to save my fingerprint to his iPhone for easy access? TSM.

I’m really good at making bad decisions. TSM.

Constantly having to switch between the English, Emoji, and Greek keyboards on your iPhone. TSM.

I forgot to take my pill last night, but Netflix can’t get me pregnant, so I’m good. TSM.

What clothes did I even wear before I joined a sorority? TSM.

I don’t care if you don’t want to hear about my sorority. I’m going to tell you anyway. TSM.

Being better at flirting with girls during recruitment than with guys on an actual date. TSM.