“I couldn’t find water, so I got sangria instead.” TSM.

Serial smoocher. TSM.

Not realizing you’ve already hooked up with the cute guy in your class until the professor calls his name while taking attendance. TSM.

Blocking your standards chair. TSM.

Calling your dad and telling him you “need” money, when really, you’re just going to the liquor store. TSM.

Little hunting is like crushing on a boy. You don’t want them to know you’re obsessed, but it’s all you talk about to your friends. TSM.