Going to the library for academic reasons, but choosing where to sit for social reasons. TSM.
Going to the library for academic reasons, but choosing where to sit for social reasons. TSM.
Drunk dialing the risk management chair and making her promise not to be mad at you. TSM.
Finding your underwear from last night in your purse at brunch. TSM.
“He doesn’t look good in photos. Wait, that actually might be a really huge problem.” TSM.
All your casual hookups falling for you. TSM.
“What time do you want to get there? It starts at 10.”
“11.” TSM.
Scheduling your mental breakdown for early morning or late night because mascara is expensive. TSM.
Only using the pink lighter to light the bowl. TSTC.
My favorite drink is the kind boys buy for me. TSM.
Using the nearest fraternity as a substitute boyfriend whenever you need something done around the house. TSM.