“No, you didn’t sleep with him if you didn’t get a t-shirt.” TSM.

Closing your bar tab from last night on the way to your standards meeting. TSM.

When they say they only have beer, but you know they’ll magically “find” vodka for you in ten minutes. TSM.

*Replaces feelings with new clothes.* TSM.

“I have more money on my Starbucks card than I do in my savings account.” TSM.

Buying three dresses for a formal you haven’t even been asked to yet. TSM.

PMS autocorrects in my phone to PNM. TSM.

Graduation party? More like a funeral for the best years of my life. TSM.

Not feeling like your life is together until you leave the nail salon. TSM.

When your good morning text is always from Standards asking you to take down your Snapchat story. TSTC.