The only three things a guy should want to change about a girl are her last name, her address, and her point of view on men. TSM.

We come from different states, go to different schools, and have joined different greek organizations, but today all our prayers go to the University of Alabama. TSM.

None of my friends got pregnant in high school. TSM.

The only boys that can get below my Mason-Dixon Line are those who have pledged under it. TSM.

Okay geed, you may think I “bought” my friends but at least I don’t have to take photos of myself in the bathroom just so there’s pictures of me on Facebook. TSM.

I don’t play hard to get. I am hard to get. TSM.