“Snap me as many times as it takes to get him off of my best friends list.” TSM.

Being genuinely disappointed when a boy’s text comes in green. TSM.

The standards chair looking directly at you when talking about proper behavior at events. TSM.

Why do sorority girls snap? Because you can’t clap with a drink in one hand. TSM.

Drinking enough to forget how painful your heels are. TSM.

“When faced with difficult decisions you might as well go with the guy with the bigger wiener.” -Always Lost. TSM.

The only snap story you really watch being your own. TSM.

Why can’t grad school have Greek life too? TSM.

All I want for Christmas is your lavaliere. TSM.

“Go like my Insta.” TSM.