Planning your work schedule around your social life. TSM.

At least standards can’t get me while I’m at home. TSTC.

Don’t you ever let someone treat you like a yellow Starburst. You are a pink Starburst. TSM.

I need a hug…e bottle of wine. TSM.

Checking to see if you’re still his top best friend on Snapchat, but making sure he’s never yours. TSM.

Every once in a while someone amazing comes along, and here I am. TSM.

Facebook doesn’t make it official. His credit card in your wallet does. TSM.

Just because I don’t want him, doesn’t mean that she can have him. TSM.