I may be crazy, but you’d still rather be with me than against me. TSM.

Using your boyfriend’s fraternity as a recruitment tool. TSM.

Having a list of future Insta captions in your notes. TSM.

Waiting for mod podge to dry is the crafting equivalent to waiting for a boy to text you back. TSM.

Stalking PNMs the second they graduate high school. TSM.

Waking up next to Taco Bell and feeling way more ashamed than if it had been a guy. TSM.