Not being able to listen to the radio the same way after learning recruitment parodies. TSM.

The seamless transition from recruitment season to little hunting season. TSM.

Only wearing sorority shirts around campus so the freshmen know which house to join. TSM.

Feeling so happy when Instagram’s explore page is all sorority pics for Bid Day. TSM.

Telling the salon you want to be “Legally Blonde” blonde. TSM.