“No, you didn’t sleep with him if you didn’t get a t-shirt.” TSM.

Running into a hookup in daylight and being pleasantly surprised when you still think he’s cute. TSM.

Only using the pink lighter to light the bowl. TSTC.

Thinking more about your future little than your future husband. TSM.

Every girl wants to hear those five little words: “You can keep the shirt.” TSM.

“It’s fine. He’s a geed. No one knows him.” TSM.