Excusing your great grandbig’s drunken behavior the same way you’d excuse a grandparent’s behavior. TSM.

I’m 100% wearing a baseball hat today. TSM.

Keeping up with the likes of a photo you’re tagged in. TSM.

I’d rather be the risk than manage it. TSM.

Vodka treats me better than he ever did. TSM.

Having a whole section of your planner dedicated to caption ideas for future events. TSM.

It’s not mean, it’s true. TSM.

It’s not personal. It’s recruitment. TSM.