Dressing like you’re in a sorority. Drinking like you’re in a fraternity. TSM.

I like my coffee as black as my heart. TSM.

Being more prepared for spring break in one month, than you are for the classes you have tomorrow. TSM.

Making a list of potential formal dates and adding to it after every mixer. TSM.

Filling your planner with mixer themes and date parties instead of assignments. TSM.

Red lips, black soul. TSM.

You had me at “pre-med.” TSM.