Dressing up as “shit show” Barbie for a social. TSM.

Instantly finding him more attractive in his letters. TSM.

Having glitter permanently embedded into your carpet. TSM.

Holding your head a little higher every time you wear letters. TSM.

The “is everyone alive?” group text every Saturday morning. TSM.

Snapchatting other alumnae to commiserate over the “babies” being upperclassmen. TSM.

Letting the pledge on your floor walk you to class just for the compliments. TSM.

Can I add “TSM Famous” to my résumé? TSM.