Your alum TA accurately guessing your sorority because you seem “like that type.” TSM.

Finding a full flask in your backpack, but not a pen. TSM.

Going to the gym, only to realize you accidentally grabbed a water bottle filled with vodka. TSTC.

Being delighted to learn that all of your high school exes eventually went Greek. TSM.

Hating open parties because it’s the only time you don’t know everyone there. TSM.