Being a crazy ex-girlfriend even though you were never the girlfriend. TSTC.

“Let’s take a candid.” TSM.

Putting “Jack Daniels” as your date’s name on your date party form. TSM.

RIP to all the jewelry I’ve lost or broken while drunk. TSM.

“Can I Insta this?” TSM.

Tagging your boyfriend in gift ideas on Instagram. TSM.

“One more shot before we leave.” TSM.

Being more committed to your favorite mascara than you ever have been to a guy. TSM.