I’m not a slampiece, I’m a take-home-to-meet-the-fam-piece. TSM.

Okay geed, you may think I “bought” my friends but at least I don’t have to take photos of myself in the bathroom just so there’s pictures of me on Facebook. TSM.

Adopting an underprivileged teenager and having him become an NFL star. TSM.

A proper lady never spits. Anything. TSM.