The Starbucks trenta cup holding a whole bottle of wine. TSM.

Sweeping all the other sororities on bid day with the most perfect babies in the world. TSM.

Pulling a “Well, my sisters will be looking for me,” when you find out he has a little penis. TSM.

Figuring out which sorority your professor would be in with your sisters before class starts. TSM.

Neglecting to hear “…to take notes” when your professor says “You can use your laptop in class.” TSM.

TFTC: Too fabulous to care. TSM.

Online homework ever so easily becoming online shopping. TSM.

A good friend will vouch for you in a standards meeting. Your best friend will be sitting there with you. TSM.