Slept over so I’d be his valentine by default. Sucker. TSM.

A perfect little comes from a perfect big. TSM.

Always having the newest fraternity PR shirts, but never having to buy them. TSM.

You’re not living unless you’ve been on social probation at least once. TSM.

Chasing tequila with more tequila. TSM.

Doing it for your senior speech. TSM.

Facebook stalking his mother. TSTC.

Viewing dry week more like a suggestion than a rule. TSM.