“I think I’m permanently fucked up from this weekend.” TSM.

Doing the extra hour of cardio, because wine. TSM.

Tweeting from his house with your location setting on, because you know his girlfriend stalks your tweets. TSTC.

Starting the night with glitter on your face. Ending it with glitter on his. TSM.

Using your doctor’s suggestion to get more Vitamin C as an excuse to drink mimosas. TSM.

Getting him the shirt you like instead of the one he likes, because you know it’ll eventually end up in your closet anyway. TSM.