Pulling an all-nighter to finish a cooler, but refusing to pull one to finish studying. TSM.

Forgetting that you’re not actually 21. TSM.

That time of year when everyone makes her composite photo her profile picture. TSM.

Wearing one fraternity’s shirt while painting another’s cooler. TSM.

Judging girls’ whose worst standards offense is a social media issue. TSTC.

Managing to make your way to the bar, even when there’s a foot of snow on the ground. TSM.

Planning your period around your social life. TSM.

Avoiding checking your bank account at all costs after a binge shopping trip. TSM.