“I don’t even care if I get arrested. I’ve been wanting a cute mugshot lately.” TSM.

Knowing when your boyfriend’s formal is before he does. TSM.

Casually dropping your artistic abilities into conversation during formal season. TSM.

Having two dresser drawers dedicated to sorority shirts. TSM.

Discussing your options for an upcoming fraternity date party like it’s your event. TSM.

Instantly finding him more attractive in his letters. TSM.

The “is everyone alive?” group text every Saturday morning. TSM.

Checking yourself out in every reflective surface you see including windows, car doors, and other people’s sunglasses. TSM.

Being the sister everyone goes to for advice. TSM. Being the sister everyone goes to for advice on a standards hearing. TSTC.