The drink specials being the only reason you remember what day of the week it is. TSTC.

The condition of your iPhone being a good indication of how your life is going. TSM.

If by homework you mean his formal cooler, then yes, I’ve started it. TSM.

“Why were we that drunk on a Monday?” TSM.

If you’re a bird, I’m someone who shoots birds for sport. TSM.

Being genuinely disappointed when a boy’s text comes in green. TSM.

Having nightmares about standards. TSM.