The classic “This is my little! Isn’t she cute?!” introduction. TSM.
The classic “This is my little! Isn’t she cute?!” introduction. TSM.
“Yeah, but all we had was champagne, so it’s practically like we weren’t drinking at all.” TSM.
“I don’t care if it’s 70 degrees. It’s fall. I’m wearing my boots.” TSM.
Going to his house instead of yours, because you know a pledge will deliver your Starbucks in the morning. TSM.
Going for the booze, staying for the shirt. TSM.
Person: I drank a whole bottle of wine last night.
Me: ….and? TSTC.
All university homecoming events being dominated by Greeks. TSM.
“Wait… explain to me again how she’s relevant?” TSM.
Apologizing in advance for the drunken Snapchats you know you will soon be sending. TSM.
“At the end of the day… he’s not even top tier.” TSTC.