The morning “Everyone alive?” group text. TSM.

Self-canceling class. TSM.

The truth will set you free…or send you to standards. TSM.

When life gives you lemons, throw them in your vodka and call up your sisters. TSM.

Love is patient. Love is blind. If you can’t find love, there’s always wine. TSM.

Being able to do anything a guy can but in high heels. TSM.