I plead the fifth…shot of tequila. TSM.
I plead the fifth…shot of tequila. TSM.
Holding back each other’s hair counts as Big/Little bonding, right? TSM.
He saw it. I can delete it off my story now. TSM.
New members? More like new Instagram likes. TSM.
When your roommate has to ask if the water bottle in your room is vodka or water. TSM.
Some girls are made of sugar and spice but I’m made of vodka and ice. TSTC.
Taking the long way to class when you look good in letters for recruitment purposes. TSM.
If standards doesn’t put you on probation, you’re not doing senior year right. TSM.
Your credit card statement informing you that your life is in fact a constant cycle of coffee, vodka, and bad decisions. TSM.
Craft stores are my second home. TSM.