If he can’t correctly pronounce your letters, he’s not the one. TSM.
If he can’t correctly pronounce your letters, he’s not the one. TSM.
*Wakes up*
*Deletes Snapchat story* TSM.
She may be tipsy, but she is fierce. TSM.
Knowing what day of the week it is, not because of your responsibilities, but because of your birth control pack. TSM.
Bragging about your Internet stalking abilities. TSM.
“Help me finish these bottles. I need them for a craft.” TSM.
Using “Do you know who my big is?” as an excuse for any and all behavior. TSM.
Pretending not to know his name when you actually know the names of his mom, his dog, and his last three girlfriends. TSM.
Hobbies include drinking wine and judging people. TSM.
Deciding which underwear to wear based on who’s going to be there. TSM.