“I can’t. I’m broke.”
“We’re still going to Vegas right?”
“Of course.” TSM.
“I can’t. I’m broke.”
“We’re still going to Vegas right?”
“Of course.” TSM.
Does “Capable of finishing a bottle of Moscato in one sitting” count as a skill for my résumé? TSM.
Having a pink, glittery bong. TSM.
“I hate him. I miss him. Let’s get drunk so I can call him.” TSM.
May your memories always be positive and your pregnancy tests always be negative. TSM.
Giving a guy your number but never actually texting him back. TSTC.
Thou shalt never leave the bar with an unfinished drink. TSM.
Long T-shirts, short dresses. TSM.
Risking the fine for skipping a philanthropy to go to a formal you haven’t even been invited to yet. TSTC.
“I couldn’t find water, so I got sangria instead.” TSM.