Writing notes on your phone so you remember the night, but not being able to understand them the next day. TSM.

Recruitment, not boys, being your motivation to stay in shape. TSM.

Having to put a password on your phone so your parents don’t find your drunk selfies. TSM.

Making sure your roommate hooks up with a guy from the same fraternity as you are, so you can share a ride in the morning. TSM.