Out-drinking your formal date…at his formal. TSM.

“At the end of the day… he’s not even top tier.” TSTC.

I have a seat in hell with my monogram on it. TSM.

There are bigs who mentor their littles and there are bigs who corrupt their littles. We both know which kind I’m going to be. TSM.

You don’t know sleep deprivation until you have big/little the same week as midterms. TSM.

“Is this too slutty for recruitment?” TSM.