I’m not talking shit, I’m venting. TSM.

Making him say “Damn!” at the table, at the bar, and in the bed. TSM.

Only being a social drinker, but being VERY social. TSM.

Oh you’ve been busy? Me too. Ask your brothers. TSM.

I will date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you. TSM.

It’s only a walk of shame if you’re ashamed of what you did. TSM.

My summer agenda: Work out, lay out, go out, pass out. TSM.

There’s a reason Lilly doesn’t make a pattern for your sorority. TSM.