Making a senior fratstar do the walk of shame from the freshman dorms. TSM.
Making a senior fratstar do the walk of shame from the freshman dorms. TSM.
Even my tampons are pearls. TSM.
Leggings shouldn’t be sold in anything larger than a medium otherwise fat people think its okay to wear them. TSM.
Toned thigh muscles from squatting over toilets at frat parties to pee. TSM.
The built-in underwear in Nike shorts makes for one less thing to keep up with when shacking. TSM.