No good can come from having guns in a communal dorm building where locks can be easily broken and people steal shit from each other all the time. Do you REALLY want to factor automatic weapons into that mix?
Think about it this way — By living in a dorm, you’re pretty much living in someone else’s house, with their own rules. If the rules are no guns, then you can’t have guns. You’re in someone else’s property.
Renting an apartment off-campus? As long as it’s okay with the landlord, knock yourself out. Shoot yourself in the goddamn eye for all I fucking care. Living at home with your parents? If daddy’s got a gun and granddaddy’s got a gun, go get yourself a fucking assault rifle, you winner, you.
This makes going to a small college seem like paradise. Almost makes me wish I didn’t go to a big school.
[Looks at the College basketball rankings, sees alma mater in the Top 5.]
Never mind.
Thank god for this column.
It’s one of the few things posted on TSM, and maybe even on TFM, that doesn’t make me want to blow my fucking brains out.
Stop trying to be exactly like each other, Greek community. Because then we all just look like a bunch of moronic clones trying to one-up each other.
No good can come from having guns in a communal dorm building where locks can be easily broken and people steal shit from each other all the time. Do you REALLY want to factor automatic weapons into that mix?
Think about it this way — By living in a dorm, you’re pretty much living in someone else’s house, with their own rules. If the rules are no guns, then you can’t have guns. You’re in someone else’s property.
Renting an apartment off-campus? As long as it’s okay with the landlord, knock yourself out. Shoot yourself in the goddamn eye for all I fucking care. Living at home with your parents? If daddy’s got a gun and granddaddy’s got a gun, go get yourself a fucking assault rifle, you winner, you.
But not in a fucking dorm. You cannot be serious.
I love that you’re chastising people for being stupid, and yet the phrase is “Lo and Behold.”
Crack a book sometime, you fucking self-righteous bimbo.
Go on. Get close. Don’t be afraid. Smell each other a little. See what happens.